A British woman was left "mortified" after the local postie knocked on to deliver a parcel, only to discover the sensitive contents were not discreet, as promised
Chloe Lythgoe, 21, from Warrington, Cheshire was shocked after receiving a sensitive parcel from Amazon, which wasn't discreetly packaged at all.
The parcel contained a female sex toy [linked below if interested] which was supposed to be sent in a discreet package to avoid any embarrassment when receiving from the courier.
After reading reviews and questions which stated the Satisfyer Cl*t Sucker Next Generation would be sent without description, Chloe felt embarrassed as her postman delivered the item, which contained a description of exactly what was inside on the packaging.
A story by Kennedy News and Media and first reported by LadBible, the young mother described the ordeal: "I felt mortified. I went bright red, just closed the door and thought 'typical me'.
"I just wanted the ground to open up and eat me, it was less than discreet.
"I opened the door in my dressing gown too with my kids stood behind me wondering who was at the door with my hair up in a 'mum bun' - I bet I looked the part.
"I felt so embarrassed. Even now when he comes to the door I can't look at him in the eye, just knowing he knows what I get up to makes me cringe.
"He still delivers all my parcels and every time I open the door I think 'oh why? Please change'. I've got years of embarrassment to come."
Chloe explained how she'd received a text message prior to the items arrival and that upon opening the door, the deliverer had a smirk on his face and quickly realised why, with the words "Satisfyer Cl*t Sucker Next Generation" embossed on the front.
Chloe went on to say: "When he pulled up at the drive it alerted me on my phone, he was just walking up the path and smiling to himself..
"The scanner that they have to scan in was right next to the name of the product
I opened the door and he handed it over, smirking as if he knew what was in the box.
"It was awful, I looked at him as if to say 'please, I hope you've not seen it' and he looked back to say 'I know what's in there'."
The company had a question on their listing page, which asked: "Is the delivery packaging discreet?".
Which the company gave a detailed response to, citing: "We always make discretion a primary consideration. As such, we ensure that all parcels leaving the warehouse are plain and nondescript. All of our orders are packed in neutral packaging without featuring the name or logo."
However, it seems somebody working at the warehouse missed that memo and left the name plastered on the bag. Oops.
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H/T LadBible
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