A company has released an AI Oral Sex toy for men for use specifically when they're driving to aid with stress relief and, you know, all the things you guys masturbate for.
Automoblow is the name and the aim is to give men some light relief whilst behind the wheel, because why wait until you get home or to work if you're into that sort of thing?
The company behind the Automoblow isn't new to male sex toys. Just having a browse on their website really does open your eyes to a world you may never have even known existed.
Autoblow are an American based company who specialise in male sex toys. They're not shy about it either, boasting a range of prostate massagers and of course their self-titled Autoblow, which is the non-driving version of the Automoblow.
The Automoblow is adjustable vertically and horizontally to fit almost every size of manhood, according to the manufacturer and has 10 speed settings to simulate the perfect session whilst you sit back and relax during your morning commute.
Brian Sloan said of his invention: “I know some people will tell me that this invention is unnecessary but I believe those same people, had they been born earlier, would have been late adopters of electricity and the automobile.
“Artificial intelligence, as it is used in self-driving cars and even in our male sex toy, frees humans from mundane tasks and allows us to spend our time in more productive ways or in leisure.
“As self-gratification is a popular leisure activity and controlling a car is not particularly enjoyable, it is self-evident that many men will choose to buy an Automoblow.”
There's got to be a downside or a catch, right?
Sort of.
The sort of downside to all this is the Automoblow is currently only available for self-drivingvehicles, specifically Tesla right now when switched to autopilot, BUT there is a model available for use at home, although it's not quite as impressive as getting AI head whilst driving to work, let's be honest.
There's a documentary about Automoblow if you're interested, below.
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